Memorable Lines From Tv Shows

[Khandro]

One of many I remember was from Frost;

Pathologist:  "He went into the public lavatory, drank half a pint of surgical spirit, collapsed into the urinal and choked on his own vomit."

Frost:  "Well, I think there's a lesson for us all there."

[douglas9401]

Tony Soprano to his psychiatrist when lusting after the love interest of an underling, having heard that sex in the usual manner hadn't taken place.

Went something like "no penisary contact with the volvo".

[douglas9401]

[Bazile]

Blackadder: "Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is? "

Baldrick: " Yes, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made out of iron."

[Canary42]

That's not a racing pigeon, it's a duck

The Two Ronnies

[Arksided]

Red Dwarf.

LISTER:
Are you trying to say I've got a big bum?

RIMMER:
Big? It's like two badly-parked Volkswagens.

[Togo]

The Kenneth Williams classic in Carry On Cleo   ...   "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me".