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mnko | 10:16 Mon 09th Oct 2006 | Body & Soul
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Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare cheques, they make you wealthy,
NHS it keep you healthy!
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, British dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks
They come here, we live together,
More welfare cheques, it gets better!
Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family they just trash,
But they,too,draw the welfare cash!
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighbourhood.
We have hobby it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
Britain crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think U.K. darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
Please take in the way it was written
Light heartedness
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Sorry mnko but I don't see this as lighthearted....
Nor a question.
Excellent. Couldn't have put in better!
I actually thought it was quite funny....
Did you compose this one yourself ? :) made me laugh..
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lighthearted but if ur offended then i'm sorry, it is said tongue in cheek
Nowadays it's ok to offend - provided you apologise first.
I thought is was funny, im going to ''borrow'' it ha ha
Hey admarlow - hows u? Get the Batman costume out this weekend?
I am not offended ~ I just don't see it as lighthearted ;o)
i took it in a lighthearted way. Its just a joke about a stereotype. Why is it any different to an irishman, englishman, scotsman joke, a blonde joke or a chav joke?

Just want to add though that everyone sees if differently and it really isnt the sort of place to post it mnko. I suggest you ask for its removal before its reported.
Very funny!
I quite like you Mnko and i'm sure you meant no ill by it, but I thought it was in fantastically poor taste and to be honest not funny.If it was hilarious you might have got away with it, but it's not, so it just ends up being uncomfortable to read.
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my apoligies
great, so now you've moved on from sexist to offensive!

i am completely fed up of your so called "funny" jokes/poems, yet i always get told to lighten up, or see the funny side. Can you not just understand that i really dont like to see this sort of stuff here on a question and answer site. And im sure im not the only one. There are chat rooms where you could go and peddle your sexist/offensive crap you know.

I know i sound really harsh and if you had a question i would be more than willing to answer it if i could. In the mean time, questions that people have put in all faith fall off the bottom of the page because people posting jokes/poems take up the space. Do you honestly think that no women or other groups you make jokes about ever come here?
Mnko - Brace yourself for the Charge of the PC Brigade...
I have never been a member of the 'PC Brigade' and never will be, but my god, man, you are an oddity.

Why don't you go get yourself a life and stop posting stuff like this? Is there something wrong with you?

I'm sure you are delightful in reality but why do you persist in putting across this cyber image of someone who is so desperate to be liked? Grow up.

Post this type of thing on another site if you must, but please try not to be so sad, offensive and idiotic on AB in future.

Now run along and play with the traffic.

Please take this in the way it was written.

Don't be offended.
I am not a member of the PC brigade either ~ however I do feel that this type of post belongs in an email to pals who you know for a fact will appreciate the lightheartedness intended.

:o)
"run along and play in the traffic"

i find that more offensive than the poem...
Who is he offending..the illegal immigrant?

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