woodworm

[Thunderbird+]

A woodworm walks into a bar and shouts....





Hey, is the bartender here1

[sophie_1003]

a skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender..."can have a pint of lager please......and a mop"

[arburgirl]

got it !

[katiewobbles]

This guy walks into a bar and says "Hey, barman I'll have a beer", and get this, the barman says "Sorry we don't got any"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Thunderbird+]

Sophie, Nice one, a real rib tickler! :-/

Arburgirl, I knew you would get it in the end ;-0

Katie, That's every guys worst nightmare! ;�)

[devil monkey]

a amnesiac walks into a bar and asks "do i come here often"

Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic,

He stayed up all night pondering the existance of dog

[Thunderbird+]

Nice 2! The dyslexic ones seem very popular, elvis...err sorry evil ;�)

[devil monkey]

dyslexics of the world untie

Btw does anyone here remember wii man the 12 year old

[Thunderbird+]

A piece of string walks into a bar and says- A pint of lager please barman.

Barman- I'm not serving you your a piece of string, we dont serve pieces of string here!

The string, determined to get a drink decides to go in the bar the following day and try again but this time in desguise, he ties himself in a knot fluffs his hair up and puts on a pair of shades.

String enters bar - Barman says- Look, I told you once I'm not serving you, your a piece of string! I'm afraid Knot, replies the string!

[devil monkey]

i think you mean i'm a frayed not

[coinman]

a blonde walkes into the bar and says

ouch

[Thunderbird+]

No I'm afrayed Knot, Devil monkey, thats just splitting rabbits.

I get it Coinman it was an iron bar ha har!

[Spookylass]

A Cowboy walks in to a Saloon. When he orders his drink the barman says "See that Indian over ther - he has got an amazing memory - ask him anything that happened in the past and he will remember" So, the Cowboy racked his brain for a question and walks over to the Indian and says "What did you have for breakfast on todays date 20 years ago?" The Indian says "Eggs" The Cowboy was not impressed, and walks away.
20 years later the Cowboy walks in to the same Saloon, and in the same corner he sees the Indian. He thought he would go over and say hello, so he goes "How", and the Indian says "Scrambled"

[Thunderbird+]

WOW, that's spooky! that joke is one of my rainy day stand by's