sharing

[devilwoman]

very old couple in mcdonalds, he buys one meal and a drink, cuts burger in half and shares out fries, a man sees this , feels sorry for them and offers to buy another meal for them, thanks but we share everything says old man, then proceeds to eat while old woman just sits there. young man then says excuse me madam if you share everything how come you're not eating?
i'm waiting for the teeth she replies.

[summersoon]

made me laugh! thanks devilwoman!

xx

[cameo]

Ha Ha!!
I take it that was ajoke!

[noxlumos]

I'll give it five minutes then it'll be gone, zapped by the humourless mob....
Very funny though:)

[pie+mash]

You little devil, you!! ;-) :-)

[clairey-s]

oooh, its lasted nearly an hour. must be one of the better ones!

mind you, it is Monday.

x

[45703]

Here's 1 more!
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."

[RATTER15]

Three Nuns walking down the road when a streaker runs past, two of the Nuns had a stroke, the third couldn't reach!!

[RATTER15]

A blonde walking down beside the river when she spots another blonde on the opposite river bank, she shouts over to her, how do I get to the other side, the other blonde shouts back, you are on the other side!!

What do you call an intelligent blonde?? A golden retriever

[spurslady]

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mr RATTER!!!!!!!!! Sorry got carried away with my exclamtion marks, but I happen to be a natural blonde and I certainly not dumb you cheeky thing you.

[RATTER15]

I didn't say it!! I promise, I wouldn't dream of saying something like that, its an impostor!!

OK, i'm sorry :-(

[ummmm]

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?






Pregnant!!!!!

[carrust]

How do youmake a blonde's eyes light-up ?




Shine a torch in her ear !

[spurslady]

aarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh

how does an essex girl turn off the light after having s@x?

she shuts the car door

sorry........

[spurslady]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm what colour is your hair then? We had the debate on ginges the other night just wondered what the most popular colour was on here.

[the sniper]

Whats the diffrence between a blonde and a public toilet?




the toilet doesnt follow you around for 3 days after you have used it

[spurslady]

Why do brunettes always smile during lightning storms?


They think their picture is being taken.

[spurslady]

What is eternity?
When 4 brunettes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection

[spurslady]

If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The blonde because the brunette would stop for directions.

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[spurslady]

What do you call a brunette who dyes their hair blonde?

Artificial intelligence