Cowboy

[burnhal]

Cowboy rides into town- no one around. Dismounts and goes into the saloon- no one there but the bartender. He orders a dring and says 'where is everyone'
'Ah', says the barman,'they've gone to the next town- theyre hanging Paper Pete'
Cowboy has another drink and says 'Why do they call him Paper Pete?'
'Ah', says the barman,' He wears paper boots, paper pants, paper shirt, paper weskit and paper hat'
Cowboy has another drink, thinks awhile and says' What are they hanging him for?'
'Ah', says the barman,' Rustling!'