Arguement

[Panic Button]

Am I in the right place for an arguement?

[ummmm]

Why?

Do you want one?

[ugly_bob]

probably better off in news.

just go in there and say you don't believe in global warming.
or you think paedophilia should be legal.

that should get things going.

[ummmm]

You can't say something like that.....no one would talk to you again

[Clanad]

...Or about the correct spelling of argument... American vs. British... that'll keep us busy through the winter, no?

[Panic Button]

OK, I'll concede on that point. Argument.
But you are wrong about everything else!

[ummmm]

So are you panic!!!!

[Clanad]

Thanks for the concession, but how do you know about everything else... I did choose the right color of matching socks this morning, for starters...

[Panic Button]

Colour

[ummmm]

You are rubbish at arguing panic!!!!

[noxlumos]

Ummm shall we show him how the Irish argue?
It's our national sport along with drinking and fighting, a sort of Celtic Triathlon :)

[warpig1]

ha ha Nox, how true, but not in any particular order, you can mix and match!

[joko]

so, are you saying americans spell argument, 'arguement'??

why?

[ummmm]

I love a good argument, and yes Nox, you are right we are brilliant at it!!!

[denisdenis]

Now, hold your headl ike this, and go "AARRGGHHH".

[mibn2cweus]

. . . that's debatable (regarding all of the above)

[SteveD]

To go back to the original question, isn't the Monty Python answer "No, this is "Abuse"?

[SteveD]

I was right:

The man walks down a corridor. He opens door 12. There is a man at a desk.
Mr Barnard (shouting) What do you want?
Man Well I was told outside ...
Mr Barnard Don't give me that you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
Man What!
Mr Barnard Shut your festering gob you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert!
Man Look! I came here for an argument.
Mr Barnard (calmly) Oh! I'm sorry, this is abuse.
Man Oh I see, that explains it.
Mr Barnard No, you want room 12A next door.

from:

http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/justthewords.h tm

[Panic Button]

Opens next door and says "Am I in the right place for an argument"

receives the answer:

"I've told you once"

[Panic Button]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTl9zYS3_dc

[brionon]

Here's one, Why don't the staff in Irish Pubs speak Irish ? If they speak English ,isn't it an English Pub ? Probably not,do you not think ?