Man Of The House

[swansgal]

Husband just finished reading book "Man Of The House", when he stormed into the kitchen, pointed a finger into his wife's face and said, "from now on i want you to know I am the man of the house, my word is law". You WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and every night. After you WILL draw me a bath. After the bath you WILL lie on the bed and take what's coming to you and then guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" She replied, the F****ng undertaker.