oh yeh?

[topogigo]

I was in the garden centre of B&Q, an assistant came up to me and asked if he could help. "I want to board out my garden " i said, "Do ya want decking? " he said, " Do you want a crack-o-the gob?" I replied.

[LostSheep]

I just got back from B&Q - had a bit of trouble.

An old bloke in an orange boiler suit came up to me,
"Do you want Decking?" he asked

So I weighed up the situation and got the first punch in!

[smudge]

He, he! My version the other day:

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Jokes/Question355570.html