Old Farmer,
An old farmer took his family to the city for the first time, and visited a Shopping Centre. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an overweight old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled her chair between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24- year-old blonde stepped out. The boy asked excitedly "What is it Pa?" The father replied, "I don't know boy, but go get your mother"