poem

[wendilla]

Mary had a little lamb,it ran in to a pylon
10,000 volts went up it's a*se and turned it's wool to nylon.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky,
Silly Jill forgot her pill,and now theres little Frankie

[donegal]

indeed

[toonmilo]

Mary had a litle Lamb
She also had a duck
she put them on the mantelpiece
to see if they would..............match the wallpaper

[carrust]

Mary had a little lamb.

She kept it a bucket.

Every time the lamb got out.

Mary tried to ....put it back in again!

[carrust]

Mary had a little lamb.

She couldn't stop it grunting.

.........

[carrot99]

Mary had a clockwork cow
she milked it with a spanner
the milk came out in shilling tins
and little ones a tanner

[dunr]

Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb stayed at home

[AMM]

Mary had a little lamb.......The doctor fainted.

Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day
Now she's taking Epsom salts
To pass the time away.

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her without her clothes on!

[Gee Bee]

Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now it's an alcoholic