Answer & add 1 of your own.

[carrust]

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

[toonmilo]

Beartrix

(You knew this one was coming!)
What do you call a woman who juggles bottle of lager whilst playing snooker?

[carrust]

Beatrix Potter.

What do you call a woman with chips, beans & sausage on her head?

[toonmilo]

(That one has stumped me??..........Ameal??)

[bimbim]

Beertrix Potter

what do you call a woman who lets one go in your beer?

[Leight0n]

What do you call a woman with chips, beans & sausage on her head?

&

What do you call a woman who lets one go in your beer?

Both have stumped me!

[toonmilo]

Fatima Whitbread (Fart in ma Whitbread)

What do you call a woman who works for the Coastguards?

[story_teller]

beatrix

what do you call a women who juggles beer and plays pool

[carrust]

Chips, beans & sausage...Cathy (cafe)

[carrust]

Chips, beans & sausage...Cathy (cafe).

What do you call a man with a wooden head?

[toonmilo]

Story Teller............keep up!

[Toleman]

ed wood

What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis?

[CheekyChops]

Justin

What do you call a woman with one leg?

[BIG DAD]

eileen

What do you call a blind dead deer?

[Littleowl]

Still no idea

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

[Leight0n]

Don't know about the ginger bread man with one leg but let me just get this one in...

what do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

[sophie_1003]

ginger bread man--limp biscuit

what do you call a dead deer with no eyes and his head chopped off?

[story_teller]

beatrix what do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head

[BIG DAD]

Sophie, still no bl00dy idea

I'm out now

[Leight0n]

what do u call a man who's not wearing any underware?

[dr john]

Beatrix.

For fear of re-starting this thread, what do you say to a woman with a bottle of shampoo on her head?