Answer & add 1 of your own.

[carrust]

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

[dr john]

Oops, missed a page of answers (as have a couple of previous posters, I see). Nicholas.

[dr john]

Now I've started another page, which is bound to lead to further confusion. What say we give the whole thing a miss?

[carrust]

To close the thread (thank goodness) please clear up:
Prostitute with runny nose.
Man with plank on head.
Man not wearing any underware.
Bottle of shampoo on head.

[toonmilo]

Man with plank on his head is Edward (head wood)

My earlier one of a "Woman who works for the coastguards"
= Mandy Lifeboats!

Dunno the other outstanding ones

[Leight0n]

Prostitute with a runny nose: FULL

Man not wearing any underware: NICHOLAS

Don't know the others.

[dr john]

What do you say to a woman with a bottle of shampoo on her head?

Aloe Vera.

[carrust]

Just thought of another 2.
What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?
Russell.
What do you call a man with a 1" penis?..Tintin

[story_teller]

plank of wood on his head ...edward 3 planks of wood ...edward woodward

[Whiskery Ron]

Man walks into shop with a lemon in his ear,shopkeeper says why u got a lemon in your ear? man says i've lost my hearing aid ,this is a lemon aid.