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ever heard this joke?
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have you heard about the irishman who wanted a sex change?
he jumped off the roof and laded with a fud.
ha ha ha
he jumped off the roof and laded with a fud.
ha ha ha
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is that it? beats me if it is, because I still can't understand!!!
is that it? beats me if it is, because I still can't understand!!!
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Says my boyfriend, who is English and specialist in explaining these kind of local jokes to me, that it's funny because it rhymes with thud.
Oh dear you guys have such a strange sense of humour, I am laughing so much here but now it's because I still don't find it funny after understanding!!! Hahahaha!!!
Stoat, be patient, I promise to learn more of the Scottish words, as I said in other post I think your accents are so so so cute!
Oh dear you guys have such a strange sense of humour, I am laughing so much here but now it's because I still don't find it funny after understanding!!! Hahahaha!!!
Stoat, be patient, I promise to learn more of the Scottish words, as I said in other post I think your accents are so so so cute!
An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."
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When I visited Edinburgh I bought a tea towel that tells a joke about how Scotland was created (and actually I've heard the same version of this joke but replaced by Brasil when I was still there) and that it was so perfect that the angels asked god, "how can it be if perfection doesn't exist, that this place doesn't have anything wrong with it?"
And god answered " wait and see the neighbour they will have"
HA AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
When I came back and told this to my boyfriend's dad, he didn't seem very amused... hehehehe...
And god answered " wait and see the neighbour they will have"
HA AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
When I came back and told this to my boyfriend's dad, he didn't seem very amused... hehehehe...
