A serious question about birds and the male orgasm.

[Joe_the_Lion]

Please do not treat this as smut, like so many of the AB questions, but I have a serious question for birds concerning their understanding of the male orgasm.

Why is it that when the female controls the male orgasm she stops at the first sight of an emission, i.e as soon as the salty ectoplasm bubbles to the surface, it is game over. When in fact the height of pleasure arrives about two seconds afterwards and continues for about twenty seconds.

Are birds just thick and do not realise this or is it that they are really finicky about possible mess.

Imagine your dismay if old Wardy was being a cunning linguist and as soon as you start climaxing, he stops and goes and makes a cup of tea.

Please learn about the male psycho-sexual physiology and stop being so bloody selfish.

I hope I have made this post user friendly and not too graphic.

[Katie~77]

Well I'm a bird and I knew that Joe!x

[crete]

are we talking. sparrows , blackbirds. eagles ? or all birds in gereral ?

[redcrx]

so user friendly that I was thinking about sparrows etc and wondering what they had to do with it. :)

[cazzz1975]

normally I will keep going until he begs for mercy, I dont think all women shut up shop early?

[Joe_the_Lion]

redcrx, by birds I mean the fairer sex or females. I thought the term was in common usage.

[stewey]

Should we include swallows with all the other birds already mentioned?

[Lovinit]

some just dont know how to pleasure their men and some are just plain selfish.

[redcrx]

Perhaps it is in your circle of friends Joe but when I read the word 'birs' i still think of the feathered varity lol

[4getmenot]

yep knew that too. us birds know alot about birds and you bees

[liquidspace]

It seems like you have chosen the wrong people - I am not like this at all, I stay there for as long as necessary.

[4getmenot]

And I�d say most men finish before woman do and don�t give a wotsit if they havnt than most woman finishing before men and having to carry on.

[B00]

Well that's put me off me tea!

thank you VERY much Wardy!!!!

:-(

[B00]

rofl @ pa_ul....Very funny answer!

[Lovinit]

Ahhh..selfish lover 4getmenot?

[Joe_the_Lion]

4getmenot, I don't know if it is my reading, but I can not make hide nor hair from your post.

Booster girl, may I suggest you drink coffee then.

pa_____ul, any decent escort will work to time, not to duties performed. Try upping the amount you spend.

[4getmenot]

Fingers in your ears redcrx.... no thankfully non of mine have been. Otherwise I wouldnt be with them :-)

[unruliejulie]

Joe, maybe you could try actually communicating with said "birds" or "bird" then they'd know not to stop doing whatever it is they are doing.

[4getmenot]

Makes sense to me ok I�ll bit it in parts�

In most cases

A man can orgasm and that�s it he doesn�t give a wotsit whether a woman has or not as he has finished and apparently sex is over.

A woman can orgasm and whether she likes it or not the bloke has to finish.