The Three Sons
An unmarried mum goes to register her three sons at the sports club. The secretary asks the first boy's name, to which the woman replies: Wayne. When asked the second child's name, she replies: Wayne. The secretary then asks the third child's name to which the mum replied: Wayne. Surely that must be a problem having three sons all named Wayne, the secretary asked. Not really replied the mother. When they are all playing, if I want them I just yell Wayne! and all three come running in. But, says the secretary, what if you only want to speak to one of them? That's easy replied the mother, I just shout their surname!