Lonely Hearts column?

[warpig3]

OK if you where to put an ad in the lonely hearts column what would it be?

Please remember such things as GSOH, DG, WLTM blah, blah, blah.............. So what would your add be?

[Al Terrego]

Can we have a glossary of terms please - I am unfamiliar with the terminology.

[warpig3]

sorry no can do as i am unfamiliar wiht them too, but youcan make you rown up as long as you explain!

eg:
GSOH - good sense of humour
DG - Double glazing (well it might be important)
WLTM - would like to meet

Am sure you lot can take it from there!

[Black Noir]

"SLB WLTM AWP 2 TAB & FOS "

translation -
"Sad Lonely Bint would like to meet anyone with pulse 2 take away boredom & for occassional sex"

That should do the trick and have them banging down my door eh !

[warpig3]

Excellent black noir, I like the way you think!

[Rubyrose]

Noir.. that's hilarious! Lol

"22f - WLTM 22-32yr M with SWSOH for nights in, nights out and lazy Sundays"

SWSOH - Same weird sense of humour

[warpig3]

I AM WLTM EASY

Intelligent attractive mature would like to meet equally attractive sexy youth.

[Panic Button]

Youth? That's me out then.