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I`m fed up.
Anyone know any good jokes?
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Big burly irishman is standing at the bar having a drink and a wee tiny man standing beside him whispered in his ear "would you like a blxx job" - next thing the big man beat him and beat him out of the bar and when he went back the barman said "what happened there" - he replied "I dont know - I couldnt really hear him but he said something about a job"
A man in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. "Nurse" he mumbles "are my testicles black?" The nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says " There is nothing wrong with them sir!"
The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very very slowly " Thanks for that , it was just wonderful but listen very , very closely and carefully................... Are - my - test - results - back !!!!
The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very very slowly " Thanks for that , it was just wonderful but listen very , very closely and carefully................... Are - my - test - results - back !!!!
