Bernard Manning - RIP

[Leight0n]

Some of Bernard Mannings jokes.

A black man walks in to a pub with a parrot on his shoulder.
"Where did you get that" The barman asks
"Africa" Says the parrot.
"There's fcuking thousands of them!"

"People often call me a racist. I'm not a racist. My grandfather died at Belsen. He had a heart attack and fell out of the watch tower".

A man walks down the street and see's a Chinese man.
"Hey you" the man shouts.
"How you know my name?" The Chinese man replies

[topogigo]

Stuff Bernard Manning, i met him, he was exceedingly racist, brash, vulgar, overweight, loud mouthed, had no sophistication, ask all the people he offended over the years if he was racist or not, if nothing else he was ill mannered and insensitive to the effect his bigotry had on people!!

[Leight0n]

yawn

[keithlbw]

topogigo , come on get off the fence did you like Bernard Manning or not

[Marvelman]

lol, Bernard was one of the best comics ever, he made fun of everyone including himself,