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Aussies.
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a large rum and coke, with ice, which was quickly brought and placed before him, together with a small bag of complimentary nuts.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be stripped naked, whipped and then savagely raped by a dozen busty ****** than let a drop of liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know there was a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a large rum and coke, with ice, which was quickly brought and placed before him, together with a small bag of complimentary nuts.
The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be stripped naked, whipped and then savagely raped by a dozen busty ****** than let a drop of liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know there was a choice."
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