football

[bluevern]

i went to a football match the other day ,,,the bloke next to me said that the attendance has gone up 100%,,hows that i asked,,he said you just turned up!!!

i phoned leeds football club to find out what time there game started,,,and they asked me what time could i get there!!!

paddy goes for a job interview and was asked his name,,,paddy said ,,paddy macloughly,,,how do you spell that,,paddy said poke the job up yr arse!!!

bloke walks into the doctors and the doctor said hello mate havent seen you in a while!!! the bloke said i no iv been ill!!!

a bloke phones a takeaway and asks do you derliver the man says yes of course we do!!! the bloke said does it come with bacon and cabbage!!! ( do liver for those who did not get my best joke in the world)

[teash]

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[Leight0n]

All cr4p. Don't appreciate you stealing the Peter Kay joke at the end either.

[rugeleyboy]

that wasnt peter kays original joke????

i like the one about the doctor!! lol

[Leight0n]

I'm not saying that peter kay made up the joke but he is certainly the one who made it popular.

[jimmy rimmer]

Can someone explain the Paddy Macloughly joke please?

[bluevern]

leighton the was said about 25yrs ago by chubby brown!!!! i dont listen to that idiot kay feller!!!!

[mad4music]

yeh dnt get the paddy joke either

[sophie_1003]

i dont get the paddy one either??

[bluevern]

he cant spell his own name!!! sooooooo,,,,he will not be able to do the job!!!!aargh,,,,,,,,,so he tells him to poke it,,,,,,,,,derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! god yr worse than paddy!!!!!!!!

[sophie_1003]

oh thort that may be it but didnt seem very funny