Execution.

[carrust]

Englishman, Irishman, Welshman & Scotsman were captured by the Taliban, & were to to be executed.

They were each given a last wish.

Scotsman..I would like a 1,000 bagpipers & drummers as mine.

Irishman..I would like a 1,000 river dancers as mine.

Welshman..Please could I have a 1,000 strong male voice choir from the valleys.

Englishman..I would like to be shot first !!!

[crossroads]

I thought the englishman would have asked for a cup of tea?

[Markandshez]

Copyright Bernard Manning 2002, RIP

[Folker]

Which only goes to show that the English don't have any cultural heritage!

[snakehelp]

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