Donkey Face

[sidkid]

Man walks up to the barman. Oi donkeyface give me a pint. Ten minutes later same again, Oi donkeyface give me a pint. This goes on for a couple of hours until the man finally drinks up and leaves.
Another man along the bar asks the barman what that was all about.
Never mind him says the barman, ee aaw ee aaw ee always calls me that..........