jokes

[mucko]

what's the best/worst joke you've ever heard? i heard the best knock knock joke the other day - knock knock, who's there, bigish, bigish who? no thanks pal.....ha ha ha

[rja211077]

what's black and white and eats like a horse?

[Tat]

if i put it on i'll get banned from AB!

[mucko]

a zebra? that's poor ha ha

[mucko]

what's green and smells like blue paint..................................green paint!

[sft42]

Man goes to the doctor with a lettuce leaf coming out of his bum......is it bad Doc?

"I'm afraid this is just the tip of the Iceberg."

[darth vader]

what's brown and sticky? a stick. what do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh.

[mucko]

Nobody? Ok I'll start you off: "Doctor, Doctor I've got a really bad problem with my hearing" "Really, what are the symptoms?" "They're a yellow cartoon family, why do you ask?"

[buttons]

Ive got to go with one you told me this morning.
"did you know that today is star wars day??"
"May the forth be with you"
BAD JOKE!!!!

[thewillow]

A woman went into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave her one.

[bernardo]

What's the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.

[mac309]

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

[headlesspets]

white horse walks into a bar and says 'can i have a pint of stout please' the barman turns to him and says 'we'eve got a whiskey named after you' and the horse says 'what, Alan?'

[headlesspets]

pork pie walks into a pub and says can i have a shandy please and the barman says 'sorry, we don't serve food in here'

[darth vader]

shakespeare walks into a bar and the landlord says "gerrout yer bard"

[darth vader]

man walks into a bar and says "ouch"

[darth vader]

buttons it really WAS starwars day on 4th may! thewillow - made me LOL

[becks]

Why did the baker have smelly hands? Cos he kneaded a poo.

[j2buttonsw]

A man walked into a pub: "Do you sell helecopter flavoured crisps?" "Sorry mate, we only sell plane."

[equalsmc2]

....but it looked so good I ate it myself!