Got any Bread?

[Whickerman]

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f*cking bread, for Christ's sake. Ask me again and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating baxtard of a f*cking bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"

[RATTER15]

Brilliant!!!!

[taperface]

Ha ha ha!

[kyra16]

lol 2 funny