Home improvement.

[carrust]

Q.How do you sell a Scotsman double glazing.

A.Tell him his kids can't hear the ice cream van.

[sophie_1003]

shouldn't that be they can hear the ice cream van?

[dolly pond]

i`m shocked that no-one has called u racist to the scots xxxx

i laughed, i love the simple jokes, like my simple welsh brain

ceinwen :)

[carrust]

It was told to me as how do you sell a Yorkshireman etc. But being a Yorkie I cunningly adapted it :-))

[weeal]

lol, Scots would never take offence to that or shout racism

[Neilzulu1]

Quality m8.