youth on new bike

[Jillius]

Docile youth was riding round his village on a brand new shiny bike. "Wow!" said his mate, "Where did you get that bike from?"
Youth replied "Well, I was walking down by the river when this buxom blonde girl rode up to me, threw her bike down, stripped naked and said 'Take what you want......'
so I did !!!
"Great decision" said his equally thick mate "Her clothes wouldn't have suited you !!"

[Count_Emmup]

Cambridge Advanced Learners' Dictionary;-

Docile (Show phonetics) -
adjective
quiet and easy to influence, persuade or control

[Jillius]

and ???

[Count_Emmup]

Don't be disingenuous, you do know you misused "Docile".

You can't con a con-man!

[Count_Emmup]

Furthermore 'and' in the context you employed it should be afforded an upper case initial letter, and no more than one question mark is ever required.

[Neilzulu1]

omfg, will you get your head out of your arse.

It was a joke, that is all.

[Jillius]

My thoughts exactly !! Get a life !

[Abbii-x]

****!n pompous get, wha a geek