animal jokes

[JonnyBoy12]

What is the difference between a raincloud and a lion with toothache?

One pours with rain and the other roars with pain!


Why was the lion act so popular in the circus?

Because he was the mane feature!


Which group of garden birds are known for their formation flying?

The Red Sparrows!



Why did the fly fly?


Because the spider spied her!


What did the Irishman called his pet zebra?


Spot!

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Absolute cr4p.

Are you copying these out a of a Kiddies riddle book or something?

[JonnyBoy12]

No, I have made most of them up, actually. If you think you can do better then you post some. This jokes section is for people with a sense of humour which clearly you do not have.

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Does having a sense of humour mean I have to laugh at every joke I see then? No.

What do you call a fly with no wings?



A walk.

[velvet lady]

i think hes very very funny, posted his jokes on the ch4 website for up and coming comedians. good luck jonnyboy aged 12

[JonnyBoy12]

Wow, thanks Velvet Lady. Do I have to do anything on this other website, or do I just sit back and let the contracts roll in? Some people I know say I should do stand up comedy, but no sure I could keep it up for 30 minutes. Anyway I can take a joke, but my employee call it my "pay slip" for some reason.

By the way avater, you are in the wrong section, this part is for people with a sense of humour.

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If it was for people with a sense of humour, there would be humorous things within it yes?

My girlfriend told me she had a new job in a Bowling alley.
I said 'Tenpin?'
She said 'no permanent'