Have you ever laughed, for years at someone else's mistake?

[Miss Random]

I know it sounds cruel, but I will share it anyway.

Many years (20?) ago, an elderly neighbour asked me what I did with the free ham the supermarket gave away with mince. She was referring to the absorbant pad under the meat to collect the blood.

I said it was best to throw it out as ham came from pigs and shouldn't be mixed with beef, but she told me she had made a sandwich out of it and it wasn't as tasty as her normal ham!!

Absolutely everytime I cook mince (tonight included), as I discard the pad from underneath I can't help but chuckle.

Am I a bitch, or is it funny?

[hau kola]

pmsl.

[Miss Random]

my German ex-mother-in-law, told me (again years ago) that she had seen two men on a tantrum.
I asked what they were arguing about and she looked at me suspiciously....
I asked again, she said 'You couldn't argue on a tantrum, it takes two people to cycle it, so they mustn't fall out!'
Stupid me! .. the word is tandem!
Again, every time I see one, I wonder if the front pedaler has farted on his friend!

[shanx]

worked once part time in a shop that was in the front of a house,i was working with the strict boss who thought he knew everything ,a guy came in oneday and said there is a guy outside with a guild dog ,do you think he could use your toilet, my boss said dont you think he would be better going outside,i couldnt let him see me laugh so i pretended to delve into the freezer, true story

[Ice-Maiden]

Oh dear! Ha ha ha! I know words can easily be misconstrued MR - but the absorbant meat pad had me in stitches! How revolting!!!!

[annie0000]

Hi Miss R long time no see - how are you?

[annie0000]

btw - yes you are a bitch, but that is hilarious!!!!

[Miss Random]

Hi annie0000!,

I'm very well, how do you know me......please don't let it be one of those really embarrassing threads that forced me to lay low for a while.

I've missed my old mates....megan, bigmamma, dot, ummmm, red etc. Glad to see leg is still about, I think!

[annie0000]

Hiya, we shared a few questions in family - I think that your son (william?) is about the same age as one of my boys.

[Miss Random]

Sorry hun, don't think that was me. Have a 19yr old daughter that dates a 42yr, so you probably saw me on family and relationships.
However, I think there is a Ms Random and others of the Random nature.

I do remember your name though, so it could have been another thread... either way, nice to hear from you. x

[bigmamma]

Hello Miss Random sweetie , missed you too , lovely to see you , what a funny thread :-) xx

[Miss Random]

Woah! bigmamma... I conjured you up!
missed you sweetie, are you still a late bird like me?
What's going on in your life? Get me up to speed!
x x

[annie0000]

Sorry for the muddle up Miss R - it was missrandom that I confused you with - nice to speak to you anyway!

[bigmamma]

Hee , one wave of your wand and here I am ...lol..
I am not usually posting at this time but tonight I am sat with a mug of Horlicks so thought I would log on :-) xx

[Miss Random]

Horlicks, that should be me!
Instead I'm sitting with a bacardi and coke .....oh, and some Heaven chocolate. Have you tried it, it really is like Heaven.
x

[Psychick]

Hmmm........ youre not normally in bed much earlier than this bigmamma! lol

Do you need telling off again and sending to bed? lol

Actually, thats where Im going now........... night night everyone :)

[bigmamma]

Oooo ..that chocolate looks like it came from Heaven too doesn't it ? I keep promising myself some but have yet to try it :-)

[bigmamma]

Woops .....caught by Psychick ...:-0 I have been watching a dvd all evening and have only just logged on and I am going to sleep sooooon ....:-) xx

[sloppy-joe]

its funny

[Miss Random]

You must try it mamma, and no I don't have shares in the company!
If you start with a few sniffs at 175 calories a go, then work your self up to a couple of squares a night, you'd be surprised at how much you can work off on the keyboard!!
lol x

[bigmamma]

Night night Psychick honey , hope to speak tomorrow , get a good sleep :-) xxx