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perigra | 17:27 Sat 08th Dec 2007 | ChatterBank
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i was in my local pub last night with my wife and a couple of friends. we were chatting amongst our selves when a man came and sat next to my wife. we all thought this was a bit bad mannered, just plonking himself down in our midst. he then took my wife in his arms and started kissing her, really snogging her. we were gobsmacked, i couldn't believe what he was doing. this man opened his eyes and looked round at each of us while still snogging my wife. he then looked at my pint! at this point i just i just snapped. i stood up, grabbed him and gave him a good thumping, leaving him bloodied and lying on the floor. i'm not proud of this and am not usually a violent man but i'd like to know what other men or women would do if a stange man looked at his pint????
  
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What???
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Shoulda thumped the wife too for not keeping his attention away from your pint!
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Hi Knobby, it's so quiet.

Perigra, if you had offered to dance with him in the beginning none of that would have taken place.
He's a bounder and a cad,
he deserved everything he got,
well done for showing this disgacefull working class chav that an englishmans pint is his castle
You know very well what you SHOULD have done.. Walked away (obviously pint in hand).
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i normally would have just walked away with my pint but i suspected him of drinking shandy which couldn't be tolerated!!!
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