Silence in court

[squarebear]

Before passing sentence a judge asks the defendant if he had anything to say.
"F**k all!" came the reply.

Being a bit deaf the judge leans forward and asks the Clerk of the Court what the defendant had said.
"He said 'F**k all' your honour," came the reply.

To which the judge says, "Are you sure? I'm sure I saw his lips move!"

[velvet lady]

ho ho

[shylock73]

Great joke,best I`v heard in a long while. 10/10

[PullUpTulip]

Someone's easily pleased!