Golf's balls

[samii]

A couple of women were playing golf on a sunny Sunday morning. The first of the women teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Yes indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together over his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in obvious agony.
The woman rushed over to the man and immediately began to apologise, and said, "Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and know I can help relieve your pain if you'd allow me."
"Oooh, eeerm, nnooo I'll be all right ... I'll be fine in a few minutes." he replied breathlessly as he remained curled up in the foetal position, still clasping his hands over his crotch. But she took his hands away and laid them to his side. She loosened his pants, put her hands inside and began to massage him and said, "How does that feel?"
"He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."