Doctor.

[carrust]

A guy goes into the doctors with a strawberry on his head.
The doctor says."Do you want some cream for that?"

[carrust]

Another guy goes into the same doctors with a chip in his left ear, a sprout in his right ear & some baked beans up his nose.

The doctor says."You have an eating disorder".

[marwel7]

The first was alright but the last is just lame

[carrust]

Yet another guy goes into the same doctor with some jelly in one ear, & some blancmange in the other." You'll have to speak up" he says to the doc, "I'm a trifle deaf !"