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An Englishman is sitting outside a cafe in Paris having breakfast (Coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman, who, nevertheless starts a conversation.
Frenchman, "You English folk, eat the whole bread?"
Englishman, (In a bad mood) "Of course."
Frenchman, (After blowing a huge bubble which then pops) "We don't. In France we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists, "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
Englishman, "Of course."
Frenchman, (Cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. Then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to England."
After a moment of silence. The Englishman asks, "Do you have sex in France?"
Frenchman, "Why of course we do." He says with a big smirk.
Englishman, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them."
Frenchman, "We throw them away of course."
Englishman, "We don't. In England we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
Frenchman, "You English folk, eat the whole bread?"
Englishman, (In a bad mood) "Of course."
Frenchman, (After blowing a huge bubble which then pops) "We don't. In France we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to England." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists, "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
Englishman, "Of course."
Frenchman, (Cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast. Then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to England."
After a moment of silence. The Englishman asks, "Do you have sex in France?"
Frenchman, "Why of course we do." He says with a big smirk.
Englishman, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them."
Frenchman, "We throw them away of course."
Englishman, "We don't. In England we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."
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