Best Dads

[Leachy10]

Three kids in a playground talking about their dads and how great they are.

The first one says, "My dad is the fastest man in the world, he can outrun a tiger."

The second says, "Mine can outrun a cheetah, he's so quick."

The third is unimpressed and laughs, " Mine works for the council, so he's the fastest."

"How?" the others ask.

"He finishes work at 5.30 but he's home by 2.

[dove]

so true lol