quasimodo

[helpmetoo]

quasimodo comes home from the cathedral and his mum has got the wok on the hob,

cor mum have we got chinese for dinner tonight?

do quasi i am just going to iron you a shirt

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that joke came out when god was a boy

[helpmetoo]

digaf....no....yfw

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couldnt care less if you gaf!

let me rephrase what I said... the joke is old and its sh1te mate!

and the only w4nker here is you for thinking that joke was even remotely funny

you james blunt!

[helpmetoo]

spackhead,
exactly how small is your dick?