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Leachy10 | 21:49 Fri 08th Feb 2008 | Jokes
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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl!

The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately.

Your brother came in and named them.'

The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh suffering Jesus no, not mi' brother! He's a bloody clueless ignoramus!'

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's my daughter's name?'

'Denise,' says the doctor. The new mother is totally relieved.

'Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother.. I like Denise.'

Then she asks, 'What's the boy's name?'









'Denephew'
  
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With the help of his cousin PAT HETIC ?
heard that one 40 year ago and it still doesnt make me laugh
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