docs appointment

[velvet lady]

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"

[Wop/tpo]

Took a few seconds to register. Subtle joke.

[velvet lady]

lots more coming. bored at home alone and really need to do some exercise but this is more fun!!

some of these threads are so shi&&&&te and dull, who cares if a fool uses wax around their new tv? more fool them i cry xx

[Wop/tpo]

Home alone also with dental abscess diagnosed by
dentist yesterday. Taking antibiotics to cure same.

[velvet lady]

ugh u poor thing. i had an absess a few years ago, told the dentist to rip it out, which he did. then the pain went.

honest