Crosswords2 mins ago
New car
Bloke buys his wife a brand spanking new ford fiesta and brings it home, wifey takes one look out of the window at it & whines, "but I wanted something that would go from zero to 140 in seconds", Bloke nips upstairs and gets the bathroom scales and says
" Hop on fatty"
" Hop on fatty"
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