limericks,

[paulsmummy]

anyone know any good ones?

There was a fine lady at tea,
who said do you f..rt when u pee,
i said no not a bit, why do you when u sh.t
i think that was a one up for me......

things like this...lol

[imhotep]

Here's a funny one Paulsmummy

There once was a man from kanass
Who's nuts were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he'd clack them together
and lightning shot out of his ass

[beck07]

Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little *******.

[harryshaw]

mary had a little lamb
she also had a duck
she put it on the mantlepiece to se if it

WOULD

F**?????//

FALL OFF XXX

[paulsmummy]

hahaha,,,,,,all brilliant...how about this...

mary had a little lamb,
its mouth was full of blisters,
they diagnosed her b.s.e
and burnt her with her sisters....

[beck07]

There once was a man form Calcutta
who had a good f**k in a gutter
a copper walked by
got *** in his eye
and thought it was anchor best butter

[paulsmummy]

There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat

[imhotep]

Tonyted....lmao on your limerick

Here's another one

There was a young man from Harrow,
who had one as big as a marrow.
He said to his tart, try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.

There once was a girl from Wheeling,
Who had never sensed sexual feeling
Until a guy named Boris
just touched her Clitoris, and she had to be scrapped off the ceiling.

Sorry if I offend anyone.....

[sir.prize]

There was a young girl who begat
Three brats named Nat, Pat, and Tat.
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding
When she found she'd no Tit for Tat.

[sir.prize]

Snap - paulsmummy

[paulsmummy]

lol......imhotep, im worried about offending aswell though, but i love limericks,

[paulsmummy]

grief...............sir.prize how weird is that.........

[sir.prize]

paulsmummy - we were typing at the same time too!!! Spooky

A comely young widow named Ransom
Was ravished three times in a hansom:
When she cried out for more,
A voice from the floor
Cried: 'Lady, I'm Simpson, not Samson!'



There was a young man from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think --
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!

[4GS]

There was an old man from Peru
Who lived on vaginal scrapings and spew
He grew tired of these
So he ate the cheese
That under his foreskin grew...


There was an old woman from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
So she sat on a chair
Threw her legs in the air
And p issed all over her ceiling

[harryshaw]

mary had a baby
she called it sonny jim

she put it in the tea pot to see
if it would swim

it swam to the bottom
it swam to the top

mary got excited so she grabbed it by

c*ck

cum on girls come on boys

[sir.prize]

There was a young lady named Hilda
Who went driving one night with a builder.
He said that he should
That he could and he would,
And he did and it pretty near killed 'er.

There was a Young Man named MacNair
Who made love to his wife on the stair.
The banister broke...
...Without missing a stroke
He finished her off in mid-air.

[paulsmummy]

how long d'you reckon till this thread is banned then...lol

[Panic Button]

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch the postman a letter,
but when she got there the cupboard was bare,
so they had it without - it was better.