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limericks,
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anyone know any good ones?
There was a fine lady at tea,
who said do you f..rt when u pee,
i said no not a bit, why do you when u sh.t
i think that was a one up for me......
things like this...lol
There was a fine lady at tea,
who said do you f..rt when u pee,
i said no not a bit, why do you when u sh.t
i think that was a one up for me......
things like this...lol
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Tonyted....lmao on your limerick
Here's another one
There was a young man from Harrow,
who had one as big as a marrow.
He said to his tart, try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.
There once was a girl from Wheeling,
Who had never sensed sexual feeling
Until a guy named Boris
just touched her Clitoris, and she had to be scrapped off the ceiling.
Sorry if I offend anyone.....
Here's another one
There was a young man from Harrow,
who had one as big as a marrow.
He said to his tart, try this for a start.
My balls are outside on a barrow.
There once was a girl from Wheeling,
Who had never sensed sexual feeling
Until a guy named Boris
just touched her Clitoris, and she had to be scrapped off the ceiling.
Sorry if I offend anyone.....
paulsmummy - we were typing at the same time too!!! Spooky
A comely young widow named Ransom
Was ravished three times in a hansom:
When she cried out for more,
A voice from the floor
Cried: 'Lady, I'm Simpson, not Samson!'
There was a young man from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think --
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!
A comely young widow named Ransom
Was ravished three times in a hansom:
When she cried out for more,
A voice from the floor
Cried: 'Lady, I'm Simpson, not Samson!'
There was a young man from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think --
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!
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There was a young lady named Hilda
Who went driving one night with a builder.
He said that he should
That he could and he would,
And he did and it pretty near killed 'er.
There was a Young Man named MacNair
Who made love to his wife on the stair.
The banister broke...
...Without missing a stroke
He finished her off in mid-air.
Who went driving one night with a builder.
He said that he should
That he could and he would,
And he did and it pretty near killed 'er.
There was a Young Man named MacNair
Who made love to his wife on the stair.
The banister broke...
...Without missing a stroke
He finished her off in mid-air.