If you HAD to turn to a life of crime, there was no other option

[Marg0]

What would you do?
Me: bankrobber for sure. Victimless crime. You get to do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1RRu1DRtXg

[gallapunk]

Yeah, and this as well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t_JLkZ5AVE

Think I would be a robber of farmer profits and subsidies.

[Panic Button]

I guess I would have to sell my body to all those rich women.

[funnygirl]

Shoplifting!!

[winebuyer]

Driving in bus lanes.

[winebuyer]

Panic Button, I don't think selling your body to rich women is actually a crime, is it?

[4GS]

Pimp
The girls love it and it benefits the local community

*waits for feminists reaction*

[ELVIS68]

I`d be Gordon Brown, that bastad robs people every day and gets away with it

[Waspette]

Assassin. I've already got the the perfect haircut and can run in killer heels.

And i like big guns.

[scorpious321]

I would become an MP

[Rtaxron]

I would obtain a Visa to come to the UK and reap the free benefits available like the Poles, Indians, Pakistanis, Albanians, Iraqis, Afghan's, and other immigrants who are coming into the UK.

No violence involved because I will get a free house, free council tax, free NHS, free food vouchers, free English lessons,, free food vouchers etc, etc from the British people who have been paying their dues for years.

[Ice.Maiden]

Yes, bank robber for sure.

[Panic Button]

You haven't seen my body, winebuyer.

Then you would realise it is a crime.