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[pusspuss]

i paid a visit to my local mental asylum and asked the director how she determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. "well" said the director we fill up a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a tea mug and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub. i see , a normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the teaspoon or the mug.
no said the director a normal person would pull the plug out. do you want a bed near the window

i have a great view from my first floor window ?

[shanx]

is this an american thing , i dont get it ?

[snow.maiden]

ROFL!!!! I liked that, pusspuss!

[Buenchico]

Thanks for making me smile, Pusspuss. I'll try to remember that one down the pub one evening ;-)

Chris

[pastafreak]

Mwahahahaa!!!...very funny-but then I am American-lol

[Psychick]

Im not American but I get it, that will be in a few emails pusspuss lol

[pusspuss]

shanx it is only a joke i do not want to offend anyone

[shanx]

i did follow for a while , then lost the plot , well no problem .

[snow.maiden]

I don't think it's an offensive joke - it just stirs up the british sense of humour - which we're all sadly lacking in at the moment. x

[shanx]

honestly , no problem , x

[ChuckFickens]

it's an old one... but it is sooo true

[wee willie]

have you analyzed dris yet ?

lol

[ChuckFickens]

pasta where in america are you from?

[snow.maiden]

Hey there willie! I don't analyse anyone hun. Love you all! x

[pastafreak]

Hi chuck...I am a New yorker....from Long Island....but have been here for...19yrs!!........hey willie!!!

[wee willie]

so you do know she was talking out of her exhaust pipe then?

hi pasta

[tiggerblue10]

Lol Pusspuss. I like that.

[snow.maiden]

You're willie - do i need to know any more?? Lol. x

[dot.hawkes]

wee wille aka ziggy I know you struggle sometimes to come across as non gender specific but you can ease up now that dris has confirmed you are a butch female docker, I always knew that btw

[pastafreak]

There must be something for everyone here-lol : http://www.ahajokes.com/crazy_jokes.html

[wee willie]

i think the minions need to no what a **** she is