Olmpic condoms

[redbreast]

A guy goes into the chemist for a packet of condoms,the assistant tell him they have a new kind called Olympic condoms coloured Gold,Silver and Bronze so he buys a packet and rushes home to his wife.
He takes his wife upstairs and pushes her on the bed and tell her about the new condoms "Come on" he says" i will try the gold ones" to which his wife replied "Oh no use the Silver ones " she said "come second for a change"

[smartowl]

Nice one!

Condoms come in 3 sizes, small, medium and liar!

[JonnyBoy12]

Why did the condom fly across the room?

Because it got p***ed off!