best punchline

[crisgal]

there are some punchlines that make me laugh, without hearing the joke - if you know what I mean.
like:

I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat!

and

Half past two!

does anyone know what I mean? Do you know any good ones?

[crisgal]

johnny.5: the correct punchline is:

Cinderella relpies "half past f*ckin two!"

these are so funny! I'm pleased I know most of 'em!

[twazerk]

I'm not a real welder!

[Mortartube]

If you help me find my truck, we'll drive out.

[crisgal]

mustard, custard and you, yer big ****!

[sallybowles]

'Pretentious?......Moi?'

[crisgal]

Phillipe Ferlop!

[Postdog]

"what! ....and sit here in the dark!"

[Clanad]

" First, let�s make sure he�s dead'...�Okay, now what?�

�Watson, you idiot!� he says. �Someone has stolen our tent!�


"The Russians used a pencil."

"Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive."

"Its rated ARRRRR..."

"It's the cat..."

[crisgal]

I'm very intrigued Clanad! I didn't think I'd want to know the actual jokes, but your pluperfect subjunctive has got me wondering!!

[twazerk]

crisgal


phillipe fallope!!!!

nearly the best ever except...............

flip flips

[Clanad]

A traveller who is a huge fan of seafood arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie replies [in a thick Boston accent], "Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive." (Better with a downeast Boston accent!)

[crisgal]

thanks clanad - that was great!
Could you also enlighten us on Arrrr! please?

twazerk - flip flips?

[hau kola]

Perhaps he means the one about the man with two left feet who went into a shoe shop and asked for a pair of flip flips.

[Clanad]

What's the latest Pirate movie rated?

[coke71]

Have you got any leeches for this!!!!!!

[crisgal]

that's ok, i've got me suzuki outside!

[sidkid]

Heeaaw heeaaw heeaaways calls me that....

[Chrysaor]

'but think of the money I save'. and
'Ah, *** off, you red-nosed ****' are my favourites.