best punchline

[crisgal]

there are some punchlines that make me laugh, without hearing the joke - if you know what I mean.
like:

I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat!

and

Half past two!

does anyone know what I mean? Do you know any good ones?

[4GS]

Holy mackerel, look at all those fcuking Indians!!!!!

[crisgal]

lol
and:
by the grace of god and the help of two sticks, i got them back in!

[johnny.5]

he does not he has no nose

[johnny.5]

half past two or two thirty ?

[4GS]

Not a punchline, but Billy Connolly telling the one about getting his shortsighted Dad a prescription windscreen for his car.

[instigator]

he is deaf

[Whickerman]

"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."

Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!

The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"

"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."

Rectum? He darn near killed him

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Wear the Fox Hat.

27 and you still believe in goblins.

[instigator]

was that a joke?

[Whickerman]

"well", says the third naked guy "I was inside this fridge..."

[4GS]

so the black guy says "you know the drill, start running fatso"

[firetracie]

You know mother, sometimes you really p!ss me off!

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

[instigator]

hiding

[weeal]

..."but Dave, youre a f*cking vet ! "

[hau kola]

Sorry, we don`t serve sandwiches here.

[instigator]

i'm just trying to fit in

[weeal]

hi kola lol

[4GS]

The Sgt said "No sir, the men ride the camel into the town and visit the brothel"

[Kidd72]

because he couldn't get 'the chicken' off his knob

[hau kola]

Oh,hiya Al, didn`t see ya there.

Sister, can i gargle in that holy water before she sticks her @rse in it.

[mattie]

She's in the kitchen, weighing the postman.