out the mouth of babes

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little boy walks into his mum and dads bedroom in the early hours of the morning where he sees his mum on top of his dad what you doing mummy??..errrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmm well daddy has put on some weight and im trying to flatten his belly......little boys replies well thats a waist of time mummy coz when you go to work mandy from next door comes round and blows him back up again!!!!