when kids start asking questions

[TheShadow]

a little boy of 4 pointed to his mum's boobs and asked "what are those?" embarassed she replied, "those are my balloons and when i die i will float straight up to heaven". a few days later the little boy came running into the house crying, "mummy, mummy. the maids dying!" "calm down son, what makes you think that?" he said, "well her balloons are out, daddy's blowing them up and she's screaming, oh god i'm coming !"