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The dog biscuit diet
A man was in a long checkout que at a supermarket and he had 6 bags of dog biscuits. A lady behind him said "you must have a lot of dogs" to which he replied "No i haven't got a dog i am on the Winalot Diet, I lost three stones the last time i was on it" The lady said " How did that work".
Other people now bacame interested and the guy said" Every morning i filled my pockets with dog biscuits and thro the day i was always nibbling a biscuit.
Then i was rushed into hospital and was in intentsive care and in a coma for three weeks only fed by a drip and when i came to i had lost 3 stones"
Now the people around were enthralled and one asked
"why were you rushed to hospital thro eating dog biscuits?"
"Well i was sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car ran over me"
Other people now bacame interested and the guy said" Every morning i filled my pockets with dog biscuits and thro the day i was always nibbling a biscuit.
Then i was rushed into hospital and was in intentsive care and in a coma for three weeks only fed by a drip and when i came to i had lost 3 stones"
Now the people around were enthralled and one asked
"why were you rushed to hospital thro eating dog biscuits?"
"Well i was sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car ran over me"
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