Look after the birds

[Leachy10]

Winter is here and our native birds are finding food scarce. Please go to the pet shop and buy a mesh and a bag of nuts for our feathered friends. There is no finer sight on a winter's morning than a pair of tits around your nutbag!

[Parsfan]

Or you could go to the florist and buy some Dutch flowers, because the only thing better than a single rose on your piano is tulips on your organ. Boom boom.