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wakeover | 04:23 Fri 16th Jan 2009 | Jokes
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Pilot: Something loose in cockpit
GC: Something tightened in cockpit

P: Dead bugs on wind-shield
GC: Live bugs on back order

P: Unfamiliar noise from #2 engine
GC: Engine run for four hours, noise now familiar

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
GC: Evidence removed
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"Squawks" 2
(P) Left inside main tyre almost needs replacment.
(GC) Almost replaced left inside main tyre

(P) Number three engine missing
(GC) After brief search number 3 engine found on left wing

(P) IFF Inoperative
(GC) IFF always Inoperative in "OFF" mode
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