Punk Rocker

[wakeover]

90 year old man sat on park bench can't take his eyes of the young man sat alonside with spikey multicoloured hair. "What's your problem old timer?" said the punk, "Didn't you ever do anything wild before?"
"Yes" said the gent, "about 20 years ago I got nearly blind drunk but just remember making love to a peacock...I was just wondering if you were my son"

[stoofur]

The guy was 70 when he made love to a peacock. There is hope for us all!